chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone and someone made it look transparent do you see that fabric? do you see that fluffy pillow? do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles? no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
day 61 of mcr breakup: still sobbing